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BuckBuck Tyrell is a man who hates being in an office, behind a desk , or working indoors - unless he's playing a computer game. Then he can spend hours in front of a monitor or TV. Beware if you ever run across him as an opponent, you're in for trouble. He offers no mercy and expects none. Loves to kill foos. Buck is a builder by day, works hard with his hands and likes to get the job done. Even though he is like a modern day cowboy, he hates country music. He likes hard core rock and loves to blast it loud. His current marital status is single, and that's just fine for now. After all he's in his early twenties. He enjoys shooting when he can.

Professor Professor Isosceles H.K. Sauer, III (Professor Ice) came on board around Episode 3. We realized we needed his expertise when it came to weapon physics and statistics. He graduated from MIT when he was 16. He currently holds several degrees ranging from Quantum Physics to Travel and Tourism. He has been married 8 times and is currently single. He can't afford another relationship. He has been showcased on the cartoon network and is working with Zilus Bumpkinoficker (Bumpy) on developing a new assault rifle - one that doesn't use bullets; something to do with Cold Fusion technology and potatoes.

Perry Perry Lloyd is the egomaniac behind the project - just check the ending credits at the end of each and every episode. He also has a computer game addiction. He likes to write music when he's not producing videos. He's been happily married for 27+ years - and for the most part - so has his wife. He spends way too much time in front of his computer and wishes he could be pursuing his pilots license before he gets too old. When he does get outdoors he has been known to terrorize paper targets, cans, bottles, watermelons, and small propane containers with his AR-15. Recently he has been spending time at the handgunForum .

MonroeJamie Monroe is our Weapons Demonstrator. Jamie's bio is a little difficult as most of her life and background is classified. What we do know is that she enjoys all weapons. She is proficient in hand to hand combat and small arms. She is the daughter of an american ambassador (she won't say which one) and has lived all over the world. She speaks several languages fluently. (Rumor has it one of them is not of this world). She is currently single and seems to live a life of celibacy, although its clear she is heterosexual. People who do get close to her seem to disappear after awhile....

jacJacqui Tedesco works as our remote reporter. You'll see her doing most of the out of studio interviews. She has been involved with modeling and broadcast journalism for the past 5 years. Jacqui has recently become interested in fire arms. She is currently taking classes for her Concealed Carry permit. Jacqui has worked with ABC, CNN, and TVLand. She is currently developing a treatment for a sitcom with several big time producers. Big Time. She graduated from NYU and got her masters at Idaho State University. She is an avid equestrian, and has several warmblood stallions at her beck and call. Marital Status: single and free.

photo not availableZilus Bumpkinoficker (Bumpy) While its not officially clear as to when he joined ARB, he is a competent gunsmith for the most part. Bumpy is a shooting fanatic to say the least. Always searching for that better gun. He used to be quite the marksman in his day, until he lost his good eye. Bumpy is an expert at munitions and explosives. We just generally don't take advantage of that skill. He claims to be a Libertarian, but borders on being an anarchist. He likes watching that Leno fella on TV, and is a true blue-collar TV fan. Bumpy loves movies, music he can hear, and limericks.